Auditors Find No Evidence of Embezzlement

on March 30, 2013 by Azure in News, Comments (0)

Recent investigations into corporate irregularities were halted. Auditors found no evidence of misconduct, but when a few employees of several of the firms under investigation not only quit, but abruptly […]


A Wave of Embezzlement?

on March 17, 2013 by Azure in News, Comments (0)

DATELINE: Recently!  Unless you’re reading this in an archive or you’re a parrot and this is on the bottom of your cage!  And if you are a parrot and you […]


The Probe’s Story

on May 11, 2012 by Azure in News, Comments (0)

EDITOR’S NOTE: This article was dictated by an unlucky machine. It was requested of me that I give an account of my circumstances. The proximate cause of certain disruptions in […]


World Not Doomed Yet

on April 22, 2012 by Azure in News, Comments (0)

DATELINE Very long ago if you’re a future researcher reading archives, otherwise not so much The peace and tranquility of the world was shattered today when the following Navigational Warning […]


Self-Absorbed Fractal Storm System Cause For Concern, Speculation

on December 3, 2011 by Azure in News, Comments (0)

[Editor’s note: The following article draws largely from a de-classified, edited report supplied by the SED. SDNews cannot independently confirm the veracity of its contents.] Discussion at the Freeloader bar was […]


Improbably Orderly Weather Baffles Meteorologists

on November 30, 2011 by Azure in News, Comments (0)

“Given some of the more outlandish weather SpinDizzy has known,” opines a local meteorologist, “you wouldn’t think a gentle rain shower would cause so much uproar.”  But in less than […]


Obituary: Skiv

on April 17, 2011 by Azure in News, Comments (0)

Skiv (Filthy, Filthy Rat) died last week in the Freeloader bar. His untimely death was brought about by Azure (Cybernetic and Loopy Blue Fox) serving him several glasses of Plague […]


‘Toons out of Harmony

on March 23, 2011 by Azure in News, Comments (0)

DATELINE: Today, I think, might have been yesterday or the day before but probably wasn’t last week.  Sometime in the morning but it’s hard to tell inside.  Definitely wasn’t tomorrow.  […]


The Letter in the Foundry: Full Text

on January 28, 2011 by Azure in News, Comments (0)

Earlier tonight, a group of SpinDizzians exploring the orichalcum vein and foundry in the so-called Wound in the World found the following letter. Annelid Amalgamated Sector [0,0,0] designation “The Most […]


Press Release: Dangerous Metal!

on January 21, 2011 by Azure in News, Comments (1)

Annelid Amalgamated is required by universal law to inform you, the residents of Spindizzy Alpha, that our survey has found a deposit of an extremely dangerous and valuable metal called Orichalcum within a large hole that no one on your world had the good sense to fill in.