SED Handing Out Personality Intensifiers

Furs all over SpinDizzy have been seen with strange medallions that are believed to augment the defining characteristics of their personalities; one possessor described herself as feeling “toonier and nosier.”  Rumours that they were produced by the SED were seemingly confirmed yesterday when Xor, local fox, and Claude, LOLcal cat, both asked Morticon for the devices.  Morticon summoned an Aina’ who invited Xor to accompany her, the two left, and the next day Xor was seen wearing an amulet.

Kelketek, SED Public Relator, initially denied  the SED’s creation of any such device, but later announced that a run of devices would be available for all.  Rumour has it that the second run is an inferior, cheaply made version that causes madness and horrible nightmares.  This reporter urges all citizens to vigorously request a first-run device from any SED member they see, or follow them to headquarters and bang on the door.

Supplies are limited.  Don’t let your fear of annoying Morticon make you lose out on this opportunity!