on May 8, 2011 by Austin in News, Comments (0)

Invisible Elephant Visits Room; Experiences Found to Be Subjective

Winterbeast, invisible elephant, visited the Rose Garden. Accounts of his appearance vary.

Fluffy, plaid critter, wanted it noted that for Easter it was also laying chocolate eggs for everyone, and demonstrated by producing a pile of foil-wrapped eggs. The failure to mention this in earlier reports about Easter was an unfortunate accident.

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