on December 15, 2014 by Austin in News, Rose Garden, Comments (0)

Borris Just Not Hungry, Garrison Says

Garrison approached this reporter this week with the allegation that “Borris isn’t hungry tonight. I have statements from witnesses who weren’t eaten and everything.” In acknowledgement of how much supporting evidence such a claim would require, Garrison set a cow next to Borris, to gauge his reaction.

Borris leaned against the cow and acknowledged “it’s a nice cow”. The cow nuzzled him. Borris admitted, “It has been a odd day for this old bear,” and went on to confirm that Thurisaz was “a bit peckish”.

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