Xmas Puns

Q: What pulls Santa’s sleigh but is discolored?
A: Staindeer.

Q: What pulls Santa’s sleigh but really should’ve gone before flying over a populated area?
A: Raindeer.

Q: What pulls Santa’s sleigh in single file?
A: Traindeer.

Q: What pulls Santa’s sleigh and solves the Lament Configuration?
A: Paindeer.

Q: What pulls Santa’s sleigh with grippy four-hoof drive?
A: All-terraindeer.

Q: What do you call a snooty psychiatrist cervine?
A: Frasier Cranedeer.

Q: What pulls Santa’s sleigh and is really smart?
A: Braindeer.

Q: What pulls Santa’s sleigh but flies with a noticeable limp?
A: Spraindeer.

Q: Que saca el trineo del Papa Noel?
A: Spaindeer.