Borris Reaches Out to SED Shareholders

Borris, polar bear, put out a call for those holding SED stock to contact him.  He stated that he will pay “a good price” for shares, but that barring an actual sale he will try to band together with other shareholders to take over the SED.

Although Borris’s request was made Thursday in a public post to the Bulletin Board in the Rose Garden, Morticon, the wallaby head of the SED, has not yet offered any comment on the situation.

Fuzzy, self-styled marsh rabbit, has been seen carrying a certificate stating that he owns 6,124 shares of SED stock.  When asked if he intended to sell to Borris, he replied, “I couldn’t possibly sell any of these.  I do intend to help him take over the SED, though.”